- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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