Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Anti Joke

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