- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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