- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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