Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Yellow People !!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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