If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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