If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Your Mom!!!

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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