A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats brown and booky a book.

Women's rights

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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