When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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