- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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