- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Flowers are colors Love me

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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