- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Penis

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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