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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

your face

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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