has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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