- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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