- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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