Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Albert your flies undone.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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