Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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