- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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