Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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