Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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