- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

batman has diarrhea

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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