- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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