- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Daniel is a fag

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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