A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Everybody will die

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Logan's gay

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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