- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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