How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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