An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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the NAACP

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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