- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Detroit has a low crime rate

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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