What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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