Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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