Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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