What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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