- Anti Joke

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Bitch