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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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