A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

woman's rights

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

human centipede

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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