why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A man walks into a bar

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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whats green and lives in the water

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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123 f*ck off

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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outside your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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