a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

France had one revolution

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

call me maybe.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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