I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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