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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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