- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Wait! hundred billions!

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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