Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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