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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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