- Anti Joke

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!