- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

a skinny sumo wrestler

homosexual rights to marriage

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Fine, ladies first.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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