what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Who's the fastest kid in AA

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

that wall over there ->

Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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