What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Your mom.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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