- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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