That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Justin Bieber.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

No your aunties a joke

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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