- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

cory

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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