What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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I'm HIV positive.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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mark is life

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Frontbut-

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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