- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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