Women's Rights

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

XD Jackass.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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