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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Loperson

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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