- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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