Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Anti Joke

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