What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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