- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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