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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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