- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Balls

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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