Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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