What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Rush Limbaugh

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

irish man drinking john smiths

I put my baby in a microwave.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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