Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

charlie sheen

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Pickle

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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