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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Women's rights.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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