Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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