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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

neil likes pube toast

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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