What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Your Mum is soo fat.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

FUCK YOU

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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