An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Yo mama so fat.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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