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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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