Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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identical jokes get different votes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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