what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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