What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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