I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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i saw amango it splootered

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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