- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Albert <3 Hunter

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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