- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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