Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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your face is kinda funny

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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