- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A muslim walks out of a plane.

800 people died last year. end of story

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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