- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

what's black and can't swim?

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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