- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Feminism

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

My peni s

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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