- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Chuck Norris is dead......

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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