- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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