what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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miha kako si?

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Anti Joke

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