- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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