- Anti Joke

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A man walks into a bar

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.