- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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