- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

whats brown and booky a book.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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