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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

what has genitial warts? me

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Tall asians

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

I like touching my boobs

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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