- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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