What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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sucks Syntax...

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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knock knock come in

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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