- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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