- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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