Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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