- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A guy walks into a bar

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock knock knock OCD

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Robin, get in the car!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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