- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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