- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Black people.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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