- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I used to know what alzheimers was

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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