im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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the redsox

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Anti Joke

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