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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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