- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

you see theres this guy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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