I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Pickles are moist.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A American seeking into mexico

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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