- Anti Joke

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.