Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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